Squeaky Old Bed

Squeaky Old Bed - Douglas W Fielder

I got a squeaky old bed and my neighbors don’t like it
Especially since I met you
When we get home late at night and turn off the light
You know what they’re gonna do
They’re gonna turn on the TV, put on a movie
get out the wireless headphones
Cause “Honey” we’ll be making our own sweet sound
Rocking to the Rolling Stones……

Squeaky Old Bed like a radio, playing that rock and roll
Squeaky Old Bed got a rhythm beat that gets into your soul
The more it squeaks the better I like it, whether it’s fast or slow
And the very best part is you can’t change the volume, so everybody knows…..

When we travel round the country stay in cheap motels
We know that we can’t lose
They got the squeakiest beds known to man
No matter what room you choose
When we come back from the pool in the afternoon
Put some quarters in the “magic fingers”
The maids will be laughing as they’re pushing their carts
Listening to the afternoon “singers”

Squeaky Old Bed like a radio, playing that rock and roll
Squeaky Old Bed got a rhythm beat that gets into your soul
The more it squeaks the better I like it, whether it’s fast or slow
And the very best part is you can’t change the volume, so everybody knows…..

When we got home last week the delivery man
Had a brand new bed for us
When I asked him who ordered it, he didn’t know
So I called up his boss.
He told me “half of the people in your complex
pitched in to buy this brand new bed
I thanked him and I told that delivery man
To take it to the Goodwill instead

Squeaky Old Bed like a radio, playing that rock and roll
Squeaky Old Bed got a rhythm beat that gets into your soul
The more it squeaks the better I like it, whether it’s fast or slow
And the very best part is you can’t change the volume, so everybody knows…..