You're Distracting!

You're Distracting! - Douglas W. Fielder

(A) I watch you turn the (D) corner, (G) almost got (A) whiplash
(A) Watched a Mini (D) Cooper, (G) get into a (A) crash
(A) I don't know you're (D) doing,(G) walkin round like (A) that
(A) You need to wear a (D) mumu, (G) with an enormous (A) hat

You're (D) Distracting!!! Every man in (A) sight....
You're (D) Distracting!!! What gives you the (A) right....
(E) If God created all women equal
(A) You're the Devil's spawn
(E) Not waiting round to see the sequel
(F#) Go put some clothes (B) on!!!!!

(A) Saw you out there (D) shopping, (G) just the other (A) day.
(A) Watch my buddies (D) girlfriend, (G) get up and walk (A) away.
(A) He turned his head to watch (D) you, (G) when you went in the (A) store.
(A) I can guarantee (D) you, (G) she's not his girlfriend (A) anymore

You're (D) Distracting!!! Every man in (A) sight....
You're (D) Distracting!!! What gives you the (A) right....
(E) If every woman looked like you do
(A) then it would be okay
(E) We wouldn't need pheromones or voodoo
(F#) To try and make you (B) stay!!!!!

You're (D) Distracting!!! Every man in (A) sight....
You're (D) Distracting!!! What gives you the (A) right....
(E) If God created all women equal
(A) You're the Devil's spawn
(E) Not waiting round to see the sequel
(F#) Go put some clothes (B) on!!!!!